How To Talk To A Liberal

[Argis]

...I Quit... you whinny conservatives can't shut the F$#^ up you must constantly bickering. Here you a thought if we had no debt and now china dollar=2.50 of ours and what do you do GOOD JOB BUSH thank you.

P.S. First I thought I should pity conservatives but now I pity and hate

[glow=red,2,300]SCREW BUSH[/glow]

[Rune]

You're straight flaming Argis. Btw, the word is 'whiney', and you must constantly 'be bickering', not just 'constantly bickering'. Also, it is 'Here's you a thought', with an apostraphe, not 'Here you a thought'. There should probably be a colon ( : ) after thought, too. You know what, forget it, I'm just rewriting your whole sentence.

I quit... you whiney conservatives can't shut the ____ up. You must constantly be bickering. Here's you a thought: if we had no debt but now the Chinese dollar equals 2.50 of our own, then why do you turn around and say "Good job, Bush! Thank you!"?

P.S. First I thought that I should pity conservatives, but now I pity and hate them.

SCREW BUSH.



There, that was bothering the crap out of me. Just so you know, whinny is the sound a horse makes. Whiney is when you whine. And I've never heard a conservative that sounds like a horse...

However, Kerry did kind of look like a horse. But that has nothing to do with why I didn't like him. Basically, I disagreed with his ideals and morals.

It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about. You just wanted to say that you hate conservatives, which is fine. In my humble opinion, you're just like all of the other teenagers who want to seem smart by getting involved in politics. With a post like that, though, don't worry about seeming smart.

No offense intended, of course.

[Thanatos]

...Now, unless somebody posts something utterly stupid in response to what I have just said, I'm done with this topic...

Jeez. No sooner do I get done writing these words than my absolute worst nightmare suddenly appears and starts trying to help me.

*rolls up his sleeves*

ARGIS:
-You are not black. (although your posts are as funny as Chris Rock)
-Democrats bicker more than Republicans, just because we are the losers this election. The inverse would be true if John Kerry had indeed won.
-If I read your post correctly (haha...), then you claim we had no debt before George W. Bush Jr. Very...enlightened and well researched of you...
-China dollar equals $2.50? I didn't even know they had dollars, and I doubt the exchange gap is that high yet. If it were, we'd be a third world nation. Once again, present your research.
-The sarcasm you practiced here would make protozoa wheeze with laughter.
-I don't like screwing older men.

Actually, forget what I said about doing any research. Please just leave this section, and never, ever come back. Except when we want something to laugh at.

Also, I've decided I'm going to make my own political affiliation after having read that marvelous piece of s***aki mushrooms two posts up. I'm calling it the "Thanacrats." My organization will be similar to the Democratic organization in every way, except I'll only let people in that were dropped on their heads as babies less than five times.

Once again, I tried my best to attack only your ideas, but I think I might have failed a little bit. Please forgive me.

[Kimato]

Thanatos, I would like to request that Argis be reprimanded. And I would also like to request that his posts be collected in a book for those who want to know how NOT to make an argument or play an RPG.
-Kimato-

[Thanatos]

These most recent posts of Argis' will undoubtedly provide to be most valuable in the current trial. While originally I had not particularly cared one way or the other what the result of Whitakker's suit would be, I am now very much hoping that Argis' punishment is most severe. That decision, of course, will be left up to Judge Anhelo.

The book idea should be taken to heart--it might make for an excellent project showcasing the very worst ToP has to offer, as well as helpful hints as to how to avoid these past mistakes.