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May 5, 2005 16:54:59 GMT -5
Post by Argis on May 5, 2005 16:54:59 GMT -5
"Ahhh he's got a towel run ahhhh". "Oh no he closed the gate from the from the other side. Guess we have to go around". "Ohhhh".
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Jun 4, 2005 21:19:50 GMT -5
Post by Nicholi on Jun 4, 2005 21:19:50 GMT -5
"Bang, Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head. Clang, Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead."--from Maxwell's Silver Hammer by the Beatles.
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Rune
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Jun 4, 2005 21:36:59 GMT -5
Post by Rune on Jun 4, 2005 21:36:59 GMT -5
"Wait a second, this isn't toilet paper..." *lotsa gunfire*
From Godthumb, one of the glorious thumb movies by Steve Oedekerk.
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Rune
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Jul 4, 2005 18:20:45 GMT -5
Post by Rune on Jul 4, 2005 18:20:45 GMT -5
I'm pulling this thread back from the depths...
Here's the quote; I saw it on a Shriner car. Some of you will catch the irony, others will scratch your heads.
"We ride so that crippled children can walk."
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Dimitri
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Listen to the wind blow, Down comes the night. Break the silence, d**n the dark, d**n the light...
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Jul 4, 2005 18:47:17 GMT -5
Post by Dimitri on Jul 4, 2005 18:47:17 GMT -5
"SHUT UP! SIT DOWN, STAND UP, LIE DOWN, BUT JUST SHUT UP!!! This is a f****n' rockin' roll concert, not a f****n' tea party!" - Pete Townsend in response to a rowdy audience.
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Jul 5, 2005 10:32:44 GMT -5
Post by Nicholi on Jul 5, 2005 10:32:44 GMT -5
Ilpalazzo: Are you the messenger from HQ? Why are you late? Let us hear your reasons for that first.
Key: My name is Key. I am a key.
[to Excel]
Key: And could you perhaps be... my keyhole?
Excel: [shouts] Excel heat overload! Excel isn't used to such lovie-dovie attacks but what about her Ilpalazzo? Excel's so confused.
Ilpalazzo: [internally towards Key] D*** you. Just because you're a visually appealing little b****** doesn't make you cool. You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'll kill you, you poser! I'll definitely make you die! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ilpalazzo: [internally] Quit putting on such a show. Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic b******! Nar-b******! Nar-b******! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
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Jul 5, 2005 10:48:37 GMT -5
Post by Nicholi on Jul 5, 2005 10:48:37 GMT -5
Here's one of the funniest quotes in Tales of Phantasia(SNES)
Klarth:(talking to Cless about the girls) Mint has that quite elegance about her, but I bet Arche f**** like a tiger!
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Dimitri
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Listen to the wind blow, Down comes the night. Break the silence, d**n the dark, d**n the light...
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Jul 5, 2005 22:43:48 GMT -5
Post by Dimitri on Jul 5, 2005 22:43:48 GMT -5
(Video Tape) Reporter: In the song "My Generation", You say "I hope I die before I get old". Do you in fact mean it?
Young Pete Townsend: Yes I do.
(Pete Watching the video)
"Old" Pete : Ey?!
"Did you know that android could hum just like Pink Floyd?" -from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy radio show in the 80's
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Jul 9, 2005 10:51:49 GMT -5
Post by Whitakker on Jul 9, 2005 10:51:49 GMT -5
"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away. -Hitch
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Aug 10, 2005 21:06:46 GMT -5
Post by Whitakker on Aug 10, 2005 21:06:46 GMT -5
You Know You're Addicted to Anime When... You call your dog Shinji.
You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
Your house has an anime room.
You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series.
If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything.
You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods"
You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter.
You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy.
You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years.
You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it
If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat
You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to )
You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school.
You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character.
You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them.
You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel.
The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye.
You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack
You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese...
You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
You try to read every book from right to left
You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio...
You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals
You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl
You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic.
You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance.
You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
You call yourself "otaku."
All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go.
You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away.
Your dreams are animated.
You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru.
You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big
Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls.
When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack.
You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed.
You start to speak with an odd accent.
You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test.
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Kimato
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the greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love and be loved in return
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Aug 13, 2005 11:41:48 GMT -5
Post by Kimato on Aug 13, 2005 11:41:48 GMT -5
Fifteen of those applied or half-applied to me. But back to the topic...
Sailor Moon: "Ehhh...Ami-chan...Mamo-chan is MY Mamo-chan...you know this, right?" Mizuno Ami: "I won't lose there, either!" Sailor Moon: "EHHHHH?! No! NO!" Mizuno Ami: "Makenai!" Sailor Moon: "No no no no no no no!" Mizuno Ami: *dances in circles around Sailor Moon, laughing* "Makenai, makenai, makenai! Maaaakenai! Makenai!" Mamo-chan: .... *sweat drop*
-Kimato-
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Dimitri
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Listen to the wind blow, Down comes the night. Break the silence, d**n the dark, d**n the light...
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Aug 13, 2005 21:16:14 GMT -5
Post by Dimitri on Aug 13, 2005 21:16:14 GMT -5
Personal quote: You know you listen to prog. rock when you say the following lyrics as you crank your car: I set a course just east of Lyra And northwest of Pegasus Flew into the light of Deneb Sailed across the Milky Way On my ship, the 'Rocinante' Wheeling through the galaxies Headed for the heart of Cygnus Headlong into mystery -from Cygnus X-1: Book One by Rush Yes, I call my car Rocinante. Peter: Y'know Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me, Venkman. -From GhostbustersRukia: Hollows are evil spirits. Any questions so far? Ichigo: Hmm...Why does your drawing suck so bad? *Rukia draws handle bar mustache on the temporarily paralyzed Ichigo* Ichigo: HEY!!!! You took advantage of my helplessness!!!" -From Bleach Vol. 1
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