Halo Moments

[Whitakker]

I applaud you for that post Nicholi. Sheer comedy. That rivals Happy Cat in hilarity....almost.

YOU THINK HAPPY CAT DEAD!!!!!!!;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D;D:D;D

LSD, PCP, gummi bears are chasing me.....

[Thanatos]

...okay. To return to the subject at hand, I absolutely love doing stunts with the Warthog. In fact, I found when I focused on doing insane jumps instead of trying to actually do something, I was always coming across hidden snipers and people running stupidly in the middle of the field. Fun times.

I think my best Halo moment consisted of a thirty-second duel with Mr. Johnson in which he drove a Warthog up the cliff where I was sniping with a pistol. I jumped to the side and threw a grenade, but alas, to no avail! He lept from his vehicle and came at me with his own pistol, and what followed was a pistol-grenade melee which ended when he began to run backwards down a cliff face, shooting all the while. Naturally, I followed, running down vertically firing that excellent little pistol of doom.

...okay, I'm taking up way too much space with this. To make a long story short: I beat him with ONLY TWO BARS OF HEALTH LEFT.

[Whitakker]

Dear saints Thanatos! That is a miracle amongst miracles, especially against the Johnsonator(insert Arnold accent)

[Syrant]

Mr. Johnson must be better after school because in class he's not as good as you all say he is. One reason being him having to look up and down to check on the class and people asking him questions...

[Nicholi]

Thanatos, can your mom still give me a ride back home on Thursday? I'm in a Halo playing mood. ;D ;D ;D

[Syrant]

Adding to Warthog stuff...Warthog+Kain+rocket launcher= Fried Warthog and a dead Syrant. (How dare you kill me with my own favorite weapon )

[Kain]

Ah, that was great... there were only a few people in that slayer match, and everybody was at the opposite base I spawned at. I hesitantly moved to the center of the field to get the rocket launcher, all the while scanning the mountains for snipers. It was quite eerie, like walking outside at night and there was complete silence.

As I slowly advanced towards the base with rocket launcher in hand, the tension was rising. A large hill was in front of me, so I couldn't see any enemies. I slowly tilted my view upwards, fearing a soldier might come over the horizon. What I did get, however, was more than I bargained for.

In the blink of an eye, a Warthog comes flying off the peak of the hill, my view of the sky being replaced by this behemoth vehicle about to land on me. The sheer shock value of it would make most people unwillingly shout a curse word out loud.

But as Syrant has already stated, I instinctively clicked on the mouse and he was a goner.

Now what truly would've been great (if I didn't get stuck on the inside walls) is if I was able to drive a Warthog into the center of the base. ;D

[Nicholi]

One of the single most humiliating things I ever did to someone, was to beat down their entire team with their own flag pole and then run off and score for my team.

...priceless. ;D

[Whitakker]

Sorry for jettin' on you in the Warthog today Nicholi. Won't happen again. It would be nice though if I could see you 90% of the time when you say you need backup. You never give an accurate desc. of where on the field you are, especially when there is mass pandemonium going on, and I'm on a spree with the smurfs.

[Nicholi]

I am now the official Pistol Mastah! Whitakker, just follow me constantly and you'll be okay. I may resort to using you as a shield if necessary. J/K

[Whitakker]

Haha...;D

[Thanatos]

"Pistol Mastah?"

Hardly.

Nicholi, you're far more dependant on the overly cheap grenades than you are on the pistol. Not only that--you rarely if ever make use of the life-saving pistol scope. When you are able to deal a head shot with every shot fired from the pistol, when you are able to defeat the most diehard players with nothing but that weapon, then you might be considered a "Mastah."

Until that time, you're just "Some Shmuck Who Ocasionally Makes Average Use of the Pistol."

[Whitakker]

...But when it comes to pistol sniping, I am arguably one of the best. I average about 10-12 kills per game using that method. I am also skilled at long-range grenade throwing. I threw a grenade at the base from my position. It landed under the Banshee, and when it went off, it blew the Banshee off of the base, and landed on a full Warthog crew, killing everyone. Needless to say, I was impressed.

[Thanatos]

Personally, I find standing in one shadowed spot and shooting distracted individuals as they respawn a not-particularly-challenging method, and it's certainly not honorable. A key to success in Halo is versatility. Remember that.

Today I had the privelege to discover "Killtastic", the rating when you kill four enemies in very close proximity. Suffice to say, it was quite satisfying.

Also, today I faced down a Warthog with driver, gunner, and side passanger with a pistol--and won. Yes, amongst avoiding the blisteringly fast vehicle, the exploding rockets, and the assault rife bullets, I managed to get in enough shots to fell two out of the three passangers in the buggy. Nicholi was kind enough to fell the third.

Very fun.

[Nicholi]

Only 10-12 kills with the scope Whitakker? That's pathetic. You should be able to get at least 20-24 kills with the pistol scope on. I also can't believe you let me follow behind you all the way across the field and return your team's flag to my base. It's called RADAR. Use it sometime.